Friday, January 15, 2010

Things I learned by Playing Games

Our family received several games over Christmas, and we've been playing them quite a bit lately. It's a great way to spend time with your family. But sometimes, you really have to think about what the game is teaching the people that play it. The following is a set of original lessons learned by me.

Chutes and Ladders: Going down slides is bad?

Candy Land: Vegetables aren't fun.

Sorry!: I can say I'm sorry to people when I really don't mean it.

Checkers: Always let the four-year-old win.

Life: The person with the most money at retirement wins.

Scrabble: If you have a Q, you need a U.

Monopoly: You can feel rich when everyone around you is bankrupt. Also, there is no middle class.

Uno: Learning a foreign language doesn't matter that much.

Ticket to Ride: The best way to get to Miami (or anywhere far away) is by airplane.

Risk: I was destined to take over the world. Also, never start a land war in Asia unless you already have conquered three continents.

Scotland Yard: If you're clever enough, you can get away with it.

Settlers of Catan: Good diplomacy is trading with people now to stab them in the back later.

St. Petersburg: Cheap labor conquers all.



Please feel free to add your own lesson learned in the comments.

3 comments:

Opa said...

Martial harmony takes precedence over good tactics.

jennybhill said...

You have convinced me to never allow Candyland into our home. Maybe I will make an alternate Veggieland version (the "villains" will be trans fat, hyrdogenated oils, and corn syrup).

Have you ever played Carcassone? Lesson: If you build a really big city, don't let anybody live there with you.

Christina said...

Bears thinking about. I will have to consider the games we play and what lessons we're learning.